My diary really shouldn't be read by anyone under the age of **BART***! Honestly, this diary is just so I can try to come to terms with what I did that day... A wife can't have THAT many sexual encounters with THAT many people all in one day and not have to rethink her life. PS. Please don't tell Homer! I don't think he'd ever recover. -Marge Simpson
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