Entry# 0 – Hello, My name is Marge Simpson I’m a stay at home mom from Springfield. I have never done anything adventurous, or wild, and I most certainly have never cheated on my Homer before, despite his many flaws he loves me and I love him. The reason why I am writing this is that I, well, I did some things yesterday that I am not sure I can say I am proud of.

5am – The Snake Dilemma

Entry# 1 – 5:00 am ~5:59 am

Here goes, this is how the whole day started. Homer got himself in trouble and I stepped in. I tried to tell myself that I did it because I was threatened but the truth is… the truth is that in that moment I wanted it.