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Dear Diary,

Hello, My name is Marge Simpson I’m a stay at home mom from Springfield. I have never done anything adventurous, or wild, in my whole life… and I most certainly have never cheated on my Homer before, despite his many flaws he loves me and I love him. The reason why I am writing this is that I, well, I did some things yesterday that I am not sure I can say I am proud of.

I am sure the news will make its way all over town in no time about what I had done. I don’t know what I will do when Homer finds out, though I am pretty sure Bart already knows and that is really very disturbing because I keep hearing him shout “¡Ay, caramba!” over and over again from his room and he has a bunch of his friends over right now watching… well… I think they are watching mommy’s sex tape- and that wasn’t even in the top 10 of what I did yesterday…

I don’t really have anyone I can talk to about this though, so, I started a diary. I figure if after I really face what I did I can forgive myself then that is good enough and I can embrace the new me. I mean, if Reverand Lovejoy can forgive me then it shouldn’t be too bad… of course after what he had just finished doing to me I am pretty sure he would have said anything.

So, if someone finds this diary and reads it I hope that you will see that what happened really wasn’t my fault, well, not at first, but maybe you will understand that I only did what any woman would have done given the circumstances.

I'd really love to hear about what you thought of my day so far!

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